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  <title>Screenhead : Bitchin&apos;</title>
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  <modified>2006-06-29T12:56:23Z</modified>
  <tagline>This is Screenhead's Bitchin&apos; section. <![CDATA[Screenhead is an online review of, um, funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials&mdash;updated twelve times a day.]]></tagline>
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  <copyright>Copyright (c) 2006, Resy</copyright>
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    <title>The Banana Jr 6000 Case Mod</title>
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    <modified>2006-06-29T12:56:23Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-06-29T07:40:37-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.184197</id>
    <created>2006-06-29T12:40:37Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Any Bloom County fans in the house? Is this not the coolest thing ever?! A personal file server gets done up like hacker Oliver Wendell Jones&apos; self-aware apple clone,...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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    <dc:subject>Eyecandy</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="BANNANAs.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/assets/resources/2006/06/BANNANAs.JPG" width="390" height="240" /><br />
Any Bloom County fans in the house?<A HREF="http://www.flickr.com/photos/fritzgutten/176694735/in/photostream/"> Is this not the coolest thing ever?!</A> A personal file server gets done up like hacker <a href="http://www-i5.informatik.rwth-aachen.de/mbp/bloom/">Oliver Wendell Jones</a>' self-aware apple clone, the <em><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Banana_Jr._6000#Banana_Jr._6000">Banana Jr 6000</a></em>. The only thing separating the poor Jewish mother of a <A HREF="http://www.screenhead.com/assets/resources/2006/06/bloom_add.gif">Mr. Chaim Klein Witz </A>from a peaceful life as the parent of a dental hygienist, apparently.<br />
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  <entry>
    <title>Underground Atomic Bomb Detonation</title>
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    <modified>2006-03-26T16:15:17Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-03-22T09:22:36-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.162134</id>
    <created>2006-03-22T14:22:36Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">When the 30ft worms eat your mom&apos;s face off, you&apos;ll only have yourselves to blame, Mankind....</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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    <dc:subject>Short Video</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>When the 30ft worms eat your mom's face off, you'll only have yourselves to blame, Mankind. </p>

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  <entry>
    <title>Fakes! Off a plane! And there ain&apos;t a got-damn thing you can do!</title>
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    <modified>2006-03-26T16:14:31Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-03-07T08:21:17-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.158815</id>
    <created>2006-03-07T13:21:17Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Here&apos;s some interesting footage of two U.S. Marine Corps KC-130 Hercules tanker/transport aircraft peeling off a demonstration of their &quot;angel decoys&quot;: cool little distraction projectiles fired from the wingtips which...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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    <dc:subject>Short Video</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Here's some interesting footage of two U.S. Marine Corps KC-130 Hercules tanker/transport aircraft peeling off a demonstration of their "angel decoys": cool little distraction projectiles fired from the wingtips which are meant to scare the humus out of our heathen enemies, and burn through about all the taxes you've ever paid each deployment.</p>

<p>First, <a href="http://chamorrobible.org/gpw/gpw-20051111-English.htm">check out a pair of fairly spiffy photos with creepy-assed bible verse for tone here</a> ( verse best read aloud in that Sam Jackson voice you think you've got nailed), and then watch the short video from which (we assume) those shots where culled:</p>

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<p>VIa <a href="http://30000feet.blogspot.com/2006/02/really-good-military-aircraft-photos.html">30000feet</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>It Only Takes A Second</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/short-video/it-only-takes-a-second-156285.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:13:47Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-02-22T10:56:56-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.156285</id>
    <created>2006-02-22T15:56:56Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Ostensibly one of those industrial videos warning about the evils of workplace carelessness, It Only Takes A Second was clearly directed with a tongue in someone&apos;s cheek, and it quickly...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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    <dc:subject>Short Video</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Ostensibly one of those industrial videos warning about the evils of workplace carelessness, <i>It Only Takes A Second</i> was clearly directed with a tongue in someone's cheek, and it quickly became an internet hit a few years ago for the sheer cartoon hilarity of watching people destroy themselves. We could swear we've crossed paths with this clip before, but since we still have all our extremities and both eyes, maybe not, so if this is a repost, its an (all of a sudden) much requested one since its appearance on VH1's Web Junk 2.0.</p>

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  <entry>
    <title>Los Angeles Let’s Be Friends</title>
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    <modified>2006-03-26T16:12:44Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-02-03T13:34:23-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.152648</id>
    <created>2006-02-03T18:34:23Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Designers / video mongers Three Legged Legs turn the art of Jeff Soto into physics-defying, city conquering beings in this short. This is possibly our favorite thing we&apos;ve seen...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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Designers / video mongers <a href="http://threeleggedlegs.com/">Three Legged Legs</a> turn the art of <a href="http://www.jeffsoto.com/">Jeff Soto</a> into physics-defying, city conquering beings in this short. This is possibly our favorite thing we've seen in a millenium or so. </p>

<p><a href="http://threeleggedlegs.com/view/?what=laletsbefriends">Los Angeles Let’s Be Friends</a> [Three Legged Legs]<br />
Seen @ <a href="http://drawn.ca/2006/02/03/lets-be-friends/">Drawn!</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Darkstar Transmissions sample clip</title>
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    <modified>2006-03-26T16:12:29Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-01-30T19:18:12-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.151647</id>
    <created>2006-01-31T00:18:12Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Larry Carlson says hello. Not Larry Carlson Larry Carlson, but the Larry Carlson in your mind, man....</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Larry Carlson says hello. Not <i><a href="http://www.larrycarlson.com/">Larry Carlson</a></i> Larry Carlson, but the Larry Carlson in your mind, man.</p>

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