If you're going to Berlin for the World Cup Final this Saturday, you'll need a few handy phrases for the nice people you'll meet. Cracked meets your needs with this handy list of phrases:

"Ich bin nie nach Deutschland vor gewesen, aber ich habe einige Filme auf dem Internet gesehen, das Leute hatte, auf einander auszupumpen."

--which means:

"I've never been to Germany before, but I have seen several films on the internet that had people pooping on each other."

And: "Ein was für schöner Stadium. Ist dieses, wo Sie die Juden brannten?"
-- in English:
"What a beautiful stadium. Is this where you burned the Jews?"

They have lots of other helpful phrases in multiple European languages if you feel like making friends in other places, too.

The American Tourist's World Cup Phrasebook [Cracked]