The Sledgehammer-Operated Keyboard
"Sure, I like typing" you mutter to yourself while plucking your nose hairs and cursing in Swahili, "but how can I make the experience more, I don;t know, Gallagher?"
The Sledgehammer-Operated Keyboard [Taylor Hokanson].
Seems like the sort of thing the owner of a Digital Turntable-in-a-Tree Stump might like.
Also, for vague reasons the Gallagher Smash Flash game thing, which you should probably just ignore.