"I'm Todd Weeks, I'm 42 years old...."
Actually, Todd just sort of trails off after saying that, evidently to make room for the Karate, so it may speak for him. Todd Weeks Enjoying Karate: video clips of Todd displaying his kata and bongo mastery while scaring the shit out of a small kitten. It's like a cable access show, but, you know, on tape. Also, he appears to whup up on Santa at one point.

Todd Weeks Enjoying Karate.
We'd make more fun of this, but we're too easy to find.