"The incredibly outrageous, beautiful & talented Miss Alice Malloy plays her amazing homemade theremin bra at Don Hill's - Stunned and amazed, the crowd has yet to recover." Short, trippy video in QuickTime.

We haven't been this impressed with a pair of breasts since... well, that's crap, we're impressed by pretty much any set of breasts. The theremin bra is but one of many odd non-keyboard synthesizers on display at the Audio Artists site.

And hey, while we're at it, let's go Bowling for Tampons.

Also, this smells like flyover state trouble just waiting to happen... Or possibly the #1 halloween costume this year.