T-shirts! With stuff on them!
But not just any stuff, Gawker stuff! That's right, snarky threads aren't just for the internet chat forums anymore, now they're for that flabby useless bit between your head and your genitalia. Cover your shame with your very own Gawker branded T-shirts. Remember, it only feels like paying to be ad space.
No, there isn't a Screenhead one.