T-Shirts- they're useless for drafting up plans of a building, but there are computers for that now. These are T-Shirts with Gawker slogans on them, slogans scientifically constructed to keep Andy Richter out of work. Sick of Andy Richter and the endless lording of his good fortunes over you? Of course you are. Hey, who isn't. Let's work together to keep Andy out of more stuff forever with these fine 800 thread count* tees.

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* we don't really know what "thread count" means, and thinking about it for a second it is probably unlikely these are even close to 800 thread count.