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This fabulous week of Screenhead has been brought to you by

Gamefly.com, The Chemical Brothers, and Busted Tees.

...And of course by whoever it is who hacked Paris' Sidekick device. You're probably going to get more cops up your ass than Abner Louima, but thanks to your heroic efforts, finally people have been allowed a peek into the interior life of this reclusive ingenue. We were particularly grateful for getting Stephen Hawking's number from the address book. We're big fans, and we look forward to speaking with him in person. So far his answering machine never takes any messages, it only seems to leave increasingly more obscenity-laden recordings for his callers.


Oh.
Sorry Steve.