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Victims- they always tell you that they're not going to scream, but we all know how that one goes. If we've learned anything this year it's that you really can't have enough medium weight cloth lying around, something thick enough to muffle but not so thick that you have to make an unplanned trip to the dump right when you're in the middle of something else. That's why we're pleased to announce that any order from the Gawker Shop will now be sent via priority mail at no additional charge. Yes, thick, quality tee shirts, now delivered quickly. It wasn't Martin Luther King's dream, but maybe it should have been.
Remember, we cannot guarantee orders placed after Dec. 20 will arrive in time for Christmas. Or any of those lesser, silly, non-holidays you cultural minorities insist on embracing.