So, we're going to start offering comments on this site, your big chance to blab on to dozens of readers! If you'd like an invite, send a nude photo and earnings statement to the usual address. Here's the official FAQ for commenting, which you probably shouldn't read. Kind of a bummer. Now, most of the stuff on this site specifically isn't really a conversation starter, so we'll toss up a more conversation-oriented post now and again. This will not be one of those however, because right as we started typing, we needed to pee. In the meantime, how great is this?