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  <title>Screenhead : Announcements</title>
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  <modified>2006-03-26T16:15:25Z</modified>
  <tagline>This is Screenhead's Announcements section. <![CDATA[Screenhead is an online review of, um, funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials&mdash;updated twelve times a day.]]></tagline>
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  <copyright>Copyright (c) 2006, Resy</copyright>
  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-162922.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:15:25Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-03-24T18:19:57-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.162922</id>
    <created>2006-03-24T23:19:57Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks to our sponsors this week: BBC America, Brick, Hershey&apos;s and Huff. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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    <dc:subject>Announcements</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to our sponsors this week: BBC America, Brick, Hershey's and Huff. Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a>.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-161390.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:15:09Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-03-17T17:37:59-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.161390</id>
    <created>2006-03-17T22:37:59Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks this week to lovely sponsors BBC America, Brick, and Huff. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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    <dc:subject>Announcements</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks this week to lovely sponsors BBC America, Brick, and Huff. Want to advertise here?  <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a>.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-158233.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:14:21Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-03-03T11:26:32-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.158233</id>
    <created>2006-03-03T16:26:32Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks this week to Screenhead sposors American Apparel and MSN Films. Want to slap an ad on us? The Screenhead Ad Info Page....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks this week to Screenhead sposors American Apparel and MSN Films. Want to slap an ad on us?<br />
The <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">Screenhead Ad Info Page</a>.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-156952.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:13:58Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-02-24T18:37:14-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.156952</id>
    <created>2006-02-24T23:37:14Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks this week to our kung-fu enabled sponsors: American Apparel and MSN Films. Got a few ad bucks burning a hole in yer satchel? The Screenhead Ad Info Page...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks this week to our kung-fu enabled sponsors:  <em>American Apparel</em> and <em>MSN Films</em>. </p>

<p>Got a few ad bucks burning a hole in yer satchel? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a><br />
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-154199.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:13:10Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-02-10T18:49:25-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.154199</id>
    <created>2006-02-10T23:49:25Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Just a note</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/just-a-note-153108.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:12:53Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-02-06T22:20:44-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.153108</id>
    <created>2006-02-07T03:20:44Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">A new, vaugly more illuminating Screenhead FAQ, for the new people....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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    <dc:subject>Announcements</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>A new, vaugly more illuminating <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny//screenhead-faq-022013.php">Screenhead FAQ</a>, for the new people.<br />
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-149814.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:11:54Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-01-20T14:53:50-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.149814</id>
    <created>2006-01-20T19:53:50Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks this week to the ASPCA, American Apparel and College Humor. Want to advertise here? The DEETS....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks this week to the ASPCA, American Apparel and College Humor. Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-02">The DEETS.</a><br />
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-148635.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:11:33Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-01-13T17:13:29-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.148635</id>
    <created>2006-01-13T22:13:29Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Shill will</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/shill-will-147340.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:11:11Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-01-09T08:32:51-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.147340</id>
    <created>2006-01-09T13:32:51Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">On Friday we got the sort of splendidly lame email we tend to get on opening days of major movies wherein some hack tries to drum up a little interest...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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      <![CDATA[<p>On Friday we got the sort of splendidly lame email we tend to get on opening days of major movies wherein some hack tries to drum up a little interest with a link to a tie-in video clip "viral". Buzz words, references to other hot video clips, and suggestions as to how we might feel about the viral are included. This mail had all of that. So much so, that is made us laugh enough to<a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/you-know-we-link-to-these-things-anyway-right-you-could-just-send-the-link-146968.php"> post it verbatim</a>. Googling the viral clip it promoted didn't turn up anything older than the opening of the movie, it's suspiciously expensive-looking, and it was conveniently compared to South Park and the Chronicles Rap because it was (fatuously) the Widdle Effort That Could against The Machine of Movie Industry. Plus, the email arrived with no name or URL for the blog of the one so gassed up over the clip (usually bloggers this verbose like a nod). However, the sender of this fabulous mail has since sent a link to his site (it's very unlikely that would be a real site or blogger in a shill mail), and says the clip <i>did</i> exist before and was bought and renamed by Fox for the movie. So, <a href="http://www.kfmonkey.blogspot.com/">since John Rogers is in fact a real guy with a real site</a>, we'll say that he is, in all likelihood, <em>not </em>a shill for Fox. He just emails like one.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-147164.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:11:06Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-01-06T19:39:31-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.147164</id>
    <created>2006-01-07T00:39:31Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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      <![CDATA[<p><br />
Thanks to the ASPCA and College Humor. Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a><br />
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-145938.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:10:40Z</modified>
    <issued>2005-12-30T15:41:19-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2005:/8.145938</id>
    <created>2005-12-30T20:41:19Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks to our lovely sponsors this week: the ASPCA, 2K Sports and American Apparel. Want to advertise here? The Screenhead Ad Info Page. It&apos;s crafted entirely from snippets of Iron...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks to our lovely sponsors this week: the ASPCA, 2K Sports and American Apparel.<br />
Want to advertise here? <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">The Screenhead Ad Info Page</a>. It's crafted entirely from snippets of Iron Maiden lyrics, it is.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Look over there</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/look-over-there-145400.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:10:28Z</modified>
    <issued>2005-12-28T08:38:38-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2005:/8.145400</id>
    <created>2005-12-28T13:38:38Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">We&apos;re here now to pimp larger brothers Gizmodo and Kotaku&apos;s holiday gift guides. Gadget site Gizmodo and gaming site Kotaku are offering up a holiday gift guide just in time...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>We're here now to pimp larger brothers Gizmodo and Kotaku's holiday gift guides. Gadget site <a href="http://www.gizmodo.com/">Gizmodo</a> and gaming site <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/">Kotaku</a> are offering up a holiday gift guide just in time for the upper-middle of Hanukkah, Kwanzaa ( that's December 26 to January 1), and/or people like ourselves who like to surprise the bloody hell out of people by shopping for Christmas on the 28th. If while at Kotaku you vote at the Best of the Year polls, they're giving a $500 gift certificate to one randomly selected voter. Vote with confidence, you will <i>not</i> become more likely to serve jury duty.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.gizmodo.com/giftguide/">Gawker's holiday gift guide</a></p>

<p> <a href="http://www.kotaku.com/giftguide/best-of-the-year/">Kotaku's Best of the Year polls</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>A quick word about tee-shirts</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/a-quick-word-about-teeshirts-144614.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:10:11Z</modified>
    <issued>2005-12-21T16:58:39-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2005:/8.144614</id>
    <created>2005-12-21T21:58:39Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> If you buy one of Gawker Media&apos;s wonderful tee-shirts today, there is essentially no chance it will arrive anything like in time for Christmas. Flag Day, however, is a...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg right" alt="whoring_large.gif" src="http://shop.gawker.com/images/iraq.jpg" width="200" height="176" /> <br />
If you buy one of Gawker Media's wonderful tee-shirts today, there is essentially no chance it will arrive anything like in time for Christmas. Flag Day, however, is a luxurious seven months from now, and we can safely guarantee any one of our fine shirts will arrive well in advance of the essentially unobserved June 14th holiday. Your grandfather has upsetting man-breasts, and those tees are relatively thick. Thank you and god bless.</p>

<p><a href="http://shop.gawker.com/cgi-bin/shopper.cgi?search">The Gawker Shop</a></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Woot!</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/woot-144255.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:10:01Z</modified>
    <issued>2005-12-20T13:10:47-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2005:/8.144255</id>
    <created>2005-12-20T18:10:47Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">At long last we have a search box, just like all the real grown-up sites do! We encourage you to make use of it, particularly before submitting a link tip...</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
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      <![CDATA[<p>At long last we have a search box, just like all the real grown-up sites do! We encourage you to make use of it, particularly before submitting a link tip to us, as the supply of wacky on the net tends to cycle around a good bit. Please try not to stare into the logo when using it. If the logo tells you to do things, try to ignore that.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>The Sponsor Spank</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/the-sponsor-spank-143738.php" />
    <modified>2006-03-26T16:09:49Z</modified>
    <issued>2005-12-16T18:14:41-05:00</issued>
    <id>tag:,2005:/8.143738</id>
    <created>2005-12-16T23:14:41Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Thanks this week to the ASPCA and American Apparel. Want to advertise here? Info here....</summary>
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      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Thanks this week to the ASPCA and American Apparel. Want to advertise here? Info <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/announcements/advertising-with-screenhead-022156.php">here</a>.</p>]]>
      
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