A quick word about tee-shirts
If you buy one of Gawker Media's wonderful tee-shirts today, there is essentially no chance it will arrive anything like in time for Christmas. Flag Day, however, is a luxurious seven months from now, and we can safely guarantee any one of our fine shirts will arrive well in advance of the essentially unobserved June 14th holiday. Your grandfather has upsetting man-breasts, and those tees are relatively thick. Thank you and god bless.