If you go here and vote for your favorite slogans for the various big four Gawker website tee-shirts, Gawker will produce and sell the winners. Well, lightly paid Chinese people will do the producing, but only the really uncool ones who still think The Strokes are edgy.

Our suggestion of "Won’t someone please stab this hipster douche with a logo on his chest" seems to have gone unused. Probably too gender specific.