Don't Make Us Kick your Ass
Either soldiers from the Halo video game universe, or possibly that guy from down the street who wears the full racing armor to take his Ninja bike out to the store for milk, get their... exceedingly lame rap on in this music video. The rap is forgivable, as they admit to spanking it to Bea Arthur, and hey, let he who is without sin cast the first stone.
Don't Make Us Kick your Ass [futuristic sex robotz]
See also: A funnier pair of shorts than even those you find wedged on a fat German tourist at Disney World