You know we link to these things anyway, right. You could just send the link.
Okay, here's an ad for that Grandma's Boy movie. Kinda looks like the on-life support joke from the Adam Sandler golf movie from 10 years ago that it is, but who cares, because waaaaay funnier than the ad or the movie it promotes is the severely lubed up Willy Loman firehose in the email from which it comes, which we will paste here for your pleasure. No edits have been made:
"Hey, geeky Hollywood screenwriter John Rogers here. Got something that may interest you. A cut and paste from my blog should cover it: All right. It's my job to know these things. Much like Hollywood saw the South Park video Christmas Card a year before everybody else, this very, very funny and very disturbing viral video dropped onto my laptop about a month ago as it first made the rounds a video in which two young rappers extol the virtues of GILF. Yeah, that's right. They're rollin' Vintage Honey Style. What's weird is, it's now on the web running parallel to the publicity for this weekend's Fox release Grandma's Boy."
You don't say! That is weird!
"So either the lads who made it hijacked the parallel name, and are therefore not just funny film-makers but more clever than I am by half, or Fox grabbed the video and then instead of making it an Easter Egg at the movie's site, buried it at a url which no one actually has any reason to type. Which is both insanely hip and smart and not particularly bright all at the same time. I'm going to contact the people who made it and find out which, and will report back. In the meantime, it makes an excellent one-two punch with Chronic of Narnia to help prove that a couple funny guys who know how to write and shoot will out-funny the big studios every time. "
Seriously, you have to be impressed. This is the email equivalent of that carefully ironed Greatful Dead tee shirt the 40 year old guy with the mustache and the pecs wore at your high school when he asked if you could help him "score some drugs, dudes."
So, here's the cutting edge scrappy little fighter of an underground clip all of that vowel movement was squeezed out for, a clip which just like South Park and the Chronic of Narnia rap before it requires a video screen to be viewed: Grandmazboy