You can't even joke about it
The Unused Budweiser Superbowl ad. [Budweiser ]
This was controversial. This. Because they dared to goof on The Wardrobe Malfunction.
Great. The New Media Environment feels like when you were little and you'd sleep over a friend's house with a family who was more religious than yours, and everything you did was to them either not funny, or an affront, or their big chance to preach, and you couldn't wait to get picked up in the morning, so you'd sneak out and walk home. America started out a nation of rebel, empire-shirking badasses, and in 200 years we've become the Flanders on The Simpsons.
Anyway, enjoy the funny. Quickly, before they start with this shit on the internet.
