Virtual Bartender is Beer.com's answer to Burger King's Subservient Chicken, only with a Hooters Girl type of a bar vixen. You type in instructions, and she carries them out, in her own blond little way. She has some interesting routines, and understands some funny instructions, but evidently has no idea what a Blumpkin is. Or a Mooseslush. Or a dirty Sanchez. Or a .. well, think like Howard Stern on the air for best results.

Virtual Bartender