No Virginia, there are no brainsuckers

Filed under Ads: Viral

Been to the CFGOA marine bulletins lately? Us neither. Probably for the best. Here’s a few excerpts :

“Report of a body, washed up on an Alaskan beach, found with an exocell in the chest cavity and one of its limbs lodged in the brain.”

“Report on the post-mortem autopsy of an unidentified corpse retrieved at Sea by the USCG. The partial limbs of a creature were found lodged within the brain of the subject.”

“Report on fishermen, from the Bering Sea down into the Pacific, pulling up strange new creatures-which the fishermen have dubbed “head-squids.” Creatures appear to be exocell organisms.”

So, game over man, right? We’re all doomed? Make way for the brainsucking squid overlords?

No, it’s just a viral silly! For some game.

We hope Ubisoft sells lots of games. We also hope that when Ubisoft goes swimming and a real head-munching new form of life treats their heads like Kristy Alley treats a can of frosting at 3 am, no one listens to their screams.