“If I get enough requests, I’ll post the video.”

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You turds who want to put an end to the interrogations at Guantanamo Bay are simply bad Americans, and Bob Parsons of GoDaddy.com has a whole big page up now to tell you why, and if you really press him, he’ll post a video he has of people jumping off the Word Trade towers, because he’s just that in favor of interrogation!

Why, how dare he!

Listen, perhaps Bob really does believe all of the jingoistic gas being farted out at his page at the moment, but even so, we’re pretty sure that’s not why he’s calling for tourture. See, Bob has found a much bigger bunch of tits to advertise on than any model’s; now it’s the emotional folks with hair-triggers on their gulliblity mines who make this dumb-ass “culture war” so profitable for people with stuff to sell by unquestioningly declaring sides and freaking out at any mention of of anything divisive. A bold marketing strategy indeed… not unlike, say, going with a cheesecake-laden superbowl ad when there’s a bit of an uproar over Janet Jackson’s nipple at the moment.

Here’s the Bob Parsons’ blog page we’re talking about: Close Gitmo? No way!! Think our interrogation methods are tough? Prisoners in the Middle East talk quick. Here’s why [Hot Points]

Here’s Metafiler in the process of “spreading the viral”

$20 you’ll hear about GoDaddy.com in a lot more places real soon. Some days we think PT. Barnum was the only real prophet mankind was ever blessed with.