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Holy Shit! Cows!
Bovine Unite is a viral for some food thing that someone is putting an awful lot of effort into, however no one seems to know quite for what, yet. We enjoy The New Advertising with all of its quirks and machinations, however we’ve yet to feel actually motivated to buy anything. Perhaps it’ll kick in later; one day we’ll find we can’t go another step without… well, whatever the fuck this is for. Perhaps on that day we’ll eat whatever fried turd it was the Subservient Chicken was supposed to be selling us for a chaser.
We feel we should acknowledge the pilfering of Dana Lyons here, who had the cow revolution thing together like 15 years ago.
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.
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