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Life as a Jedi
Ad site `Boards mag presents a trio of fun spots for the Revenge Of The Sith video game in which the ultimate nerd fantasy is cleverly depicted: owning a dimpled, fat-enrobed ass becomes the new “ripped.”
Well no, the other nerd fantasy, the one where you have Jedi abilities in real life situations.
Revenge Of The Sith:
·Dodgeball
·Paperboy
·Pigeons
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Screenhead is an online review of funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials—updated twelve times a day.

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