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May182005

Life as a Jedi

Filed under Ads: Funny

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Ad site `Boards mag presents a trio of fun spots for the Revenge Of The Sith video game in which the ultimate nerd fantasy is cleverly depicted: owning a dimpled, fat-enrobed ass becomes the new “ripped.”
Well no, the other nerd fantasy, the one where you have Jedi abilities in real life situations.

Revenge Of The Sith:

·Dodgeball

·Paperboy

·Pigeons

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