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  <title>Screenhead : Ads</title>
  <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/" />
  <modified>2006-07-27T00:30:50Z</modified>
  <tagline>This is Screenhead's Ads section. <![CDATA[Screenhead is an online review of, um, funny shit. Gross Photoshop humor, idiotic Flash animations, laughable Japanese commercials&mdash;updated twelve times a day.]]></tagline>
  <id>tag:,2006:/8</id>
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  <copyright>Copyright (c) 2006, Resy</copyright>
  <entry>
    <title>Manwash</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/manwash-190224.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-27T00:30:50Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-27T09:50:33+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.190224</id>
    <created>2006-07-27T00:20:33Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Interesting new ad for Lynx anti-body smell stuff in which a squad of ladies help you get Teh Squeaky in a semi-soft porno sort of a way. Very effective, however...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>Interesting new ad for Lynx anti-body smell stuff in which a squad of ladies help you get Teh Squeaky in a semi-soft porno sort of a way. Very effective, however up until now we thought a "Manwash" was that thing you do just afterwards in a motel sink standing on your tippy toes when you quietly suspect crabs.</p>

<p><object width="390" height="321"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/HDFTlpDMrgw"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/HDFTlpDMrgw" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="390" height="321"></embed></object></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Hoff</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/the-hoff-189827.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-25T09:12:11Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-25T17:46:02+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.189827</id>
    <created>2006-07-25T08:16:02Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Kamarama&apos;s ad for The Hoff, aka David Hasselhoff&apos;s, latest project. Are people really buying into the Hoff thing? Sounds like one of those things George W. labels a world...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="fffff444.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/upload/2006/07/hoffffff444.JPG" width="390" height="223" /><br />
Kamarama's ad for The Hoff, aka David Hasselhoff's, latest project. Are people really buying into the Hoff thing? Sounds like one of those things George W. labels a world leader with when he can't remember the real name. Anyway, the new campaign is created by Kamarama and makes us wonder what Germany's deal is, roughly.</p>

<p><A HREF=" http://www.viralchart.com/media/clips/thehoff.mov">The Hoff</A></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sweater/Style</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/sweaterstyle-189428.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-24T04:10:21Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-24T12:23:34+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.189428</id>
    <created>2006-07-24T02:53:34Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">Here&apos;s a couple of quick and funny ad spots shot our way from the dependably amusing Now Corporation : Sweater Style...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="4441.jpg" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/diy4441.jpg" width="390" height="264" />Here's a couple of quick and funny ad spots shot our way from the dependably amusing <I><A HREF="http://thenowcorporation.com">Now Corporation</A></I> :</p>

<p><A HREF="http://thenowcorporation.com/sweater.mov">Sweater</A><br />
<A HREF="http://thenowcorporation.com/style.mov">Style</A></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Mindstorms Easter egg</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/mindstorms-easter-egg-188822.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-20T08:33:51Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-20T18:02:17+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.188822</id>
    <created>2006-07-20T08:32:17Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Spiffy blog Digital Digressions sends along instructions on how to get at the Lego Mindstorms promo movie Easter egg snuck in at the Mindstorms site. We tried this out...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="O49494949rufuf.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/LEGO49494949rufuf.JPG" width="390" height="129" /><br />
Spiffy blog Digital Digressions sends along instructions on how to get at the Lego Mindstorms promo movie Easter egg snuck in at <A HREF="http://mindstorms.lego.com/?domainredir=www.mindstorms.com">the Mindstorms site</A>. We tried this out and quickly discovered that even the coolest Lego movie in the universe is nothing like that Rory Gilmore actress in a nurse uniform and rapidly lost interest. Might appeal to some of you, however.</p>

<p><A HREF="http://www.digitaldigressions.net/blog/2006/07/secret_lego_min.html">Mindstorms Easter egg</A> [Digital Digressions]<br />
</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>You never go back</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/you-never-go-back-188819.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-20T08:22:52Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-20T17:43:20+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.188819</id>
    <created>2006-07-20T08:13:20Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Black, from the Adcolor seires which made a splash a little while back. Not to be confused with the migty Ken Nordine&apos;s Fuller Paint Company radio commercials Black Thanks...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="dcoloblack.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/adcoloblack.JPG" width="390" height="260" /><br />
<I>Black</I>, from the Adcolor seires which made a splash a little while back. Not to be confused with the <br />
migty <A HREF="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/animation/yellow-160366.php">Ken Nordine's Fuller Paint Company radio commercials</A></p>

<p><A HREF="http://www.r000g000b000.net/">Black</A><br />
Thanks to TJ<br />
</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>1st Ave Machine ad</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/1st-ave-machine-ad-187609.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-16T22:34:24Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-17T08:02:39+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.187609</id>
    <created>2006-07-16T22:32:39Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Now Internet-famous for the cool plant/technology video created for Alias, 1st Ave Machine whips out some for their magic for Madison avenue With thanks to Numlok...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="sdadad555.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/ddsdadad555.JPG" width="390" height="178" /><br />
Now Internet-famous for the cool plant/technology video created for Alias, 1st Ave Machine<A HREF="http://stashmedia.tv/feed/1stave_Quinns.mov"> whips out some for their magic for Madison avenue</A></p>

<p>With thanks to <A HREF="http://www.numlok.jp/">Numlok</A></p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Time Trumpet</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/time-trumpet-187418.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-14T03:54:48Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-14T12:58:34+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.187418</id>
    <created>2006-07-14T03:28:34Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Sneak peeks at Armando Iannucci&apos;s new BBC comedy Time Trumpet. Explaining them would kill the fun, but they&apos;re absolutely not about meerkats, bondage, or Volvos....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="ure4343244.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/future4343244.JPG" width="390" height="247" /></p>

<p>Sneak peeks at <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armando_Iannucci">Armando Iannucci's</a> new BBC comedy <a href="http://www.timetrumpet.co.uk/"><em>Time Trumpet</em></a>. Explaining them would kill the fun, but they're absolutely not about meerkats, bondage, or Volvos.</p>]]>
      
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  <entry>
    <title>Ladybird Sex</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/ladybird-sex-186780.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-12T02:01:39Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-12T11:29:40+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.186780</id>
    <created>2006-07-12T01:59:40Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Theirry Poiraud&apos;s Peugeot 207 ad in which two ladybirds git it oawn. Dumb idea, very cool animation from the ever-good BUF. Ladybird Sex [Stash media] with thanks to numlok...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="dybug.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/ladybug.JPG" width="390" height="190" /><br />
Theirry Poiraud's Peugeot 207 ad in which two ladybirds git it oawn. Dumb idea, very cool animation from the ever-good <A HREF="http://www.buf.fr/">BUF</A>.</p>

<p><A HREF="http://stashmedia.tv/feed/Peugeotladybirdsex.mov">Ladybird Sex</A> [Stash media]<br />
with thanks to <A HREF="http://www.numlok.jp/">numlok</A><br />
</p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sometimes We Wish All Of Advertising Could Be One Guy Just So We Might Pants Him In Front Of His Wife And Children</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/sometimes-we-wish-all-of-advertising-could-be-one-guy-just-so-we-might-pants-him-in-front-of-his-wife-and-children-186706.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-11T21:05:27Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-12T06:33:45+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.186706</id>
    <created>2006-07-11T21:03:45Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">We don&apos;t see Saatchi &amp; Saatchi&apos;s &quot;next generation&quot; ad flier going anywhere good. Also, we flat out resent the implication that the only jobs white people can get are as...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
    <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.screenhead.com/">
      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="pholead.jpg" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/peepholead.jpg" width="390" height="576" />We don't see Saatchi & Saatchi's "next generation" ad flier going anywhere good. Also, we flat out resent the implication that the only jobs white people can get are as pizza delivery boys. The white race has made a lot of progress since the 50s.</p>

<p><A HREF="http://www.therawfeed.com/2006/06/next-generation-door-flier-hits.html">Next Generation Door Flier Hits</A> [The Raw Feed]<br />
</p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Room Service</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/room-service-186550.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-11T19:22:12Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-11T13:51:11+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.186550</id>
    <created>2006-07-11T04:21:11Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> A Karl Lagerfeld directed five minute &quot;mini-movie&quot; ad for Dom Perignon staring the really important bits on Eva Herzigova, some other guy, and also not Mike Tyson, as it...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="omservice5345435353.JPG" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/roomservice5345435353.JPG" width="390" height="241" /><br />
A  Karl Lagerfeld directed five minute "mini-movie" ad for Dom Perignon staring the really important bits on Eva Herzigova, some other guy, and also not Mike Tyson, as it would have if we had be allowed to direct it.</p>

<p><A HREF="http://www.domperignon.com/karllagerfeld/rose1996/index.php?s_language=en">Room Service</A><br />
Via <A HREF="http://growabrain.typepad.com/growabrain/">Grow A Brain</A></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>The Death Artist</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/the-death-artist-185795.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-07T02:35:09Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-07T12:00:10+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.185795</id>
    <created>2006-07-07T02:30:10Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">An amusing, fitting, and tiny bit gory viral short for the UK release Jonathan Santlofer&apos;s The Death Artist, in which a serial killer makes art of his victims....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
    <content type="text/html" mode="escaped" xml:lang="en" xml:base="http://www.screenhead.com/">
      <![CDATA[<p>An amusing, fitting, and tiny bit gory viral short for the <A HREF="http://www.snowbooks.com/papercut/">UK release</A> Jonathan Santlofer's <i><A HREF="http://www.curledup.com/deathart.htm">The Death Artist</A></i>, in which a serial killer makes art of his victims. </p>

<p><object width="390" height="321"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/pDF6QTGSpgI"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/pDF6QTGSpgI" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="390" height="321"></embed></object></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Sony Tries Too Hard</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/sony-tries-too-hard-185171.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-05T00:48:05Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-05T10:11:45+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.185171</id>
    <created>2006-07-05T00:41:45Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> Or, the real, less cute one. Comic ala VG Cats. Larger one here....</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="ddPSPad.jpg" src="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/SPSPddPSPad.jpg" width="390" height="354" /></p>

<p>Or, <A HREF="http://pspupdates.qj.net/cm/xml/image_list.php?aid=57882">the real, less cute one</A>.</p>

<p>Comic ala <a href="http://www.vgcats.com/">VG Cats</a>. <a href="http://www.screenhead.com/images/2006/07/vgvgvgPSP%20ad.jpg">Larger one here</a>.</p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Superman Peanut Butter</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/superman-peanut-butter-184884.php" />
    <modified>2006-07-02T23:25:59Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-07-03T08:38:56+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.184884</id>
    <created>2006-07-02T23:08:56Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">An animated ad for the Superman brand Peanut Butter of the 80s. Superman is such a pussy in this. Must be all the sat fats slowing him up. Via Madona...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>An animated ad for the Superman brand Peanut Butter of the 80s. Superman is such a <i>pussy</i> in this. Must be all the sat fats slowing him up. Via<A HREF="http://maddym.wordpress.com/"> Madona and the Superfriends</A>.</p>

<p><object width="390" height="321"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlpKNeJMsgc"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/zlpKNeJMsgc" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="390" height="321"></embed></object></p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Underdog Cheerios Commercial</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/underdog-cheerios-commercial-184666.php" />
    <modified>2006-06-30T05:07:52Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-06-30T14:20:24+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.184666</id>
    <created>2006-06-30T04:50:24Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain">A 1965 cereal commercial for Cheerios featuring Underdog, actually serving the purpose for which was originally intended for-- Underdog (along with a stable of other cartoon characters) was designed by...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p>A 1965 cereal commercial for Cheerios featuring Underdog, actually serving the purpose for which was originally intended for-- Underdog (along with a stable of other cartoon characters) was designed by the Dancer Fitzgerald Sample advertising agency in 1960 for cereal producers General Mills to sell cereal, it was only after he became the break out star did his adventures branch out a bit.<br />
 <br />
<object width="390" height="321"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/5_j5Ur8Mu_Q"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/5_j5Ur8Mu_Q" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="390" height="321"></embed></object></p>

<p>Via <A HREF="http://www.cartoonbrew.com/archives/2006_06.html#002049">Cartoon Brew</A><br />
</p>]]>
      
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  </entry>
  <entry>
    <title>Clerks 2 InAction Shorts</title>
    <link rel="alternate" type="text/html" href="http://www.screenhead.com/funny/ads/clerks-2-inaction-shorts-183989.php" />
    <modified>2006-06-28T02:37:02Z</modified>
    <issued>2006-06-28T11:57:32+09:30</issued>
    <id>tag:,2006:/8.183989</id>
    <created>2006-06-28T02:27:32Z</created>
    <summary type="text/plain"> InAction Shortss are little promo videocasts for the upcoming Clerks sequel, done with Clerks action figures. EPISODE #1: &quot;You&apos;ll Believe a Clerk Can Fly [quickstop entertainment] Via one tusk...</summary>
    <author>
      <name>Resy</name>
      <url>http://www.screenhead.com</url>
      <email>hidden</email>
    </author>
    <dc:subject>Ads</dc:subject>
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      <![CDATA[<p><img class="postimg center" alt="erksinactionepisode01.jpg" src="http://www.screenhead.com/assets/resources/2006/06/clerksinactionepisode01.jpg" width="390" height="206" /><br />
InAction Shortss are little promo videocasts for the upcoming Clerks sequel, done with <em>Clerks </em>action figures.</p>

<p><a href="http://www.quickstopentertainment.com/?p=327">EPISODE #1: "You'll Believe a Clerk Can Fly</a> [quickstop entertainment]<br />
Via <a href="http://www.onetusk.com">one tusk</a><br />
</p>]]>
      
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