Well, when we posted about the anal massage offered at Target, we said we'd get to the heart of what was going on. Then we lost all interest in our cute little magpie-spots-a-shiny-thing-over-there sort of a way that we're prone to.

Luckily Adam Kalsey has the real dope on how these things happen. Basically, Target gets Borked by Amazon's product indexing service which handles them both.

We know how you feel, the truth is usually a disappointment.