Jared Fogle is a naughty vampire god!
Suddenly, as if thunder strikes and it's 2003 again, Subway jumps in with both feet and tries the wacky internets crazy viral ad thing them silly kids with the hair are into, with no less than six wacky short video ads. Subway tries hard. Very, very hard.
while we're at it, here's some old yet still upsetting Mean-Spirited Second-Hand Gossip about Jared Fogle via None More Comic
