We wondered aloud to ourselves while stuck in an elevator full of nuns just what was the most goofy idea for a Saturday morning cartoon ever put forth before the sugar-wrecked children of America might be. The nuns, while sexy, were no help at all, but all on our own we decided that the clear and obvious winner was 1984's Turbo Teen, wherein an ordinary teenager werewolves into a corvette sort of a car. That's right, the kid turns into a car... to fight crime and keep the kids off the drugs, and so on. We assume the drug thing was sneaky job security by the writers of Turbo Teen who did not want any other little trippers showing up to the studio with white eyeballs and even weirder cartoons than themselves. Here's the into to the show, it's all you need: