The Means, The Money, The Message, and Might: The Tactical Ice Cream Unit
Here's a clever idea: take the whole "don't take candy from strangers in vans" thing and toss it out the window by combing ice cream and activism --whichever action you may be trying to inspire-- and viola! The Tactical Ice Cream Unit .
"Divided into a 'mother ship' (Central Command Van) and a 'scout' (Tactical Ice Cream Cart), the TICU harbors surveillance devices including a 12-camera video surveillance system, acoustic amplifiers, GPS, satellite internet, a media transmission studio capable of disseminating live audio/video, and ice cream."
The Tactical Ice Cream Unit [we-make-money-not-art]