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The Charles Bronson Death Wish Bodycount

With all the noise Chuck Norris has been getting lately, Michael Winner decided to edit together the comparatively much more impressive killfile for a Mr. Chuck Bronson to settle quickly who's bad and who's sad. This man takes out the garbage. We don't see Chuck Norris laying waste to a young Mr. Morpheus.

Thanks to Timo

Posted by Dong Resin on February 21, 2006 10:28 AM |

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I've always wanted to see one of these with "number of edits" in a Michael Bay movie. A lot of work, but funny.

Posted by: People Paula | February 21, 2006 11:48 AM

The difference between charles and Chuck, is that Chuck does it with roundhouses up close and personal, while charles does it at a distance, with a gun - fag. any tom, dick or harry can kill someone with a gun, it takes chuck norris to kill an army with nothing but a beard and roundhouses.

Posted by: wohho | February 21, 2006 8:39 PM

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