Take a deep breath and think of Christmas Thanksgiving
"Cook fowl from the inside out with Reemco's Interior Roasts." the copy on this product site says. Reemco. Interior Roasts. Yes. You quicker readers already know where this is going, and some of you slower ones will know from your personal lives. For everyone here's the site and video explaining this exciting new way to cook a bird, by which we mean "rape a dead turkey just like grandpa used to."