April 14, this Friday, is Poop For Peace Day. The Poop Report explains:
"Poop is the one experience all human beings have in common. We may have varying ideas of God and politics, but the power of an impending poop is a higher calling to which every human must answer. Side by side in a public bathroom, any two human beings are stripped of their differences and reduced to their most basic essence: a pair of feet sticking out below the stall, and a pair of butt trumpets performing a greasy symphony to lament humanity's non-negotiable deference to the call of the vile."
A fine movement (har) and sharp contrast to the violent shit fits brought on by Tax Day..
Poop For Peace Day 2006 [Poop Report]