Michael Jackson made a recent appearance on Japanese television show SMAPxSMAP, a show which is sort of what you'd get if the Backstreet Boys hadn't faded and managed to drag out their fame since the late 90s with a hit variety show. Michael is evidently a deity to boys of boy band SMAP, and they sort of lose it. Michael doesn't seem to know where he is, the SMAP guys are trying to not give birth to cattle.

Then Michael signs one of their CDs with the wrong name:

Thanks to Al Cabino