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December102004

Killing a polar bear without a rifle

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“Step 1: Wait motionless on the ice at a breathing hole of a seal. When it comes up for air, harpoon the animal and dress in the normal fashion.”

You’d best read on; killing a polar bear without a rifle when you need to is one of those things that’s hard to just “wing.”

Killing a polar bear without a rifle (idea) [everything2]

Reminds us of : Killing Chompy

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