Iron Penis— Not for Men Only!
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Yes, now you too can have Iron Penis. Hey, you never know when you’ll want another hole in that stubborn drywall. “Iron Penis”, or “Iron Crotch”, or “dong resin watching Maria Bartiromo” is an off shoot (sorry) of Kung Fu known as “Jiu Jiu Shen Gong.”
“Penis qigong uses a variety of special exercises, including massage, slapping, pulling and hitting it with a tool.”
Why, we should be penis ninjas by this time. And what is the point of enduring such hardships, other than you have to get ready for your job as a department store Santa?
“With just a half-hour to an hour of practice a day, Master Tu promises quick results. After only one week, your hips will loosen. In two weeks, you will not feel thirsty as easily. After the first month, your vision will become clearer. By two months, your complexion will improve and the bags under your eyes will disappear, and by three months, you will require less sleep and feel powerful all of the time.”
Less thirsty. We really didn’t foresee that one.
Iron Penis, Not for Men Only! [KungFu Magazine]
— and just in time for hanu.. Hana…uh.. Chanuka.. just in time for the hoilidays, the Iron Crotch video
