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If you go to Target.com right now, you can save %10 on anal massage! Free Shipping! Act quick!

Sadly, it will take you 4-8 weeks to receive your anal massage. Try to hold on.

With Thanks to Ben. We’re not asking what he was hoping to find at Target that would lead him to this.

Screenhead seem awfully arse-obsessive today to anyone else?

Update :
In our burning haste to link to a merchant hack, which never last, we didn’t find out if Anal Massage is in fact something Target is offering, as we’ve never seen anything like it in Target, and believe us, we’ve looked. As it turns out, reader Dan linked us to a DVD at Amazon with that title, so the assumption is that Anal Massage is in fact a product Target is selling, albeit not very loudly. Well what’s with all the secrets, Target? Why so cryptic? And why the hell does it take so long to get? There’s some sort of Anal Fight Club thing going on here, godamnit, and we’re going to get to the… we’re going to find out what. We’ll keep you posted. While this is going on, we dare any or all of you red state readers to ask for Anal Massage at your local Target. Hell, demand it.

Even more update :
Seems the mighty boing boing is following up a little, but they don’t really have much else to add, and as is usually the case in these things whichever one of you mailed it to them neglected to mention Screenhead, and so we go linkless. There’s gratitude for you. Some days we don’t know why we bother. Free Gawker Media cocaine and 16 year old cam girls who send in half naked photos is worth only so much you know. If you prick us, do we not blee… we forgot what we were yelling about. Damn you, cocaine.