The X chromosome mambo put into terms which even the most Rain Man of geeks may understand and dread fully:

"Last year a friend of mine upgraded from GirlFriend 6.0 to Wife 1.0 and found that it's a memory hog leaving very little system resources available for other applications. He is now noticing that Wife 1.0 is also spawning Child Processes which are further consuming valuable resources. No mention of this particular phenomena was included in the product brochure or the documentation, though other users have informed him that this is to be expected due to the nature of the application."

Girlfriend 6.0 vs. Wife 1.0 [math.unipd.it]

Bionic Woman image via Doll Memories.