Liquid Generation's Zelda-like poke at Xenu: "In this game, you are kidnapped by the Church of Scientology and sent to their evil world headquarters in Scientology Land to be brainwashed. Can you get out alive? This is the first of a three part series."

This is part one: The Wrath of John Travolta's Evil Dreadlocks, with parts two and three on the way. You may survive... but will your culturally lucrative bit part on South Park?

Escape From Scientology Land