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Screenhead Is So In Love With Movies
When we claim that Screenhead is “so in love with movies”, this isn’t just some cheesy marketing ploy. We really ARE so in love with movies that it’s not even funny. We don’t like shills here. Tame critics need not apply.
But what we DO do is go out far and wide and bring back the biggest and funniest and most shocking bits of news we can find and then we package it up with our own special blend of wit, outright humor, and sarcasm so acid that it’d make the Mystery Science Theatre guys go, “Hey. Whoa. There’s a LIMIT, fellas.”
Screenhead Will Always Call A Good Movie A Good Movie
But we don’t care about that. We don’t care about what can’t be done or what shouldn’t be done. Because we care about movies. We want the best stuff to shine through and we want the worst stuff set on fire and horrible things done to the ashes. We dig Anton Ego when he looked at a rat who could cook French cuisine with the best of them and declared that a critic needs to serve in defense of the new. You think he turned up his nose at that? You think he went out into that Parisian street and threw up that amazing ratatouille because it came from a rat who can cook? No! Of course not! He ate that stuff up because it was GOOD FOOD.
And that’s exactly what Screenhead is about. Screenhead is about good movies. We know they come from everywhere. They come from bored kids with a camera in their church basement. They come from little studios trying to make a name for themselves by putting out amazing short horror films. They come from guys who max out their credit cards to make a shooting budget. They even manage to come from big studios with big bankrolls who can get big talent. Big can be good too, even if sometimes it seems like that’s downright impossible when you’re staring down the barrel of yet another Twilight installment.
There Are Things Even We Won’t Do For Movies
And to that end, there are some things we will NOT do. We will never lie to you. Sometimes we’ll get a fact wrong here and there. That’s just the nature of life. Mistakes are made. Life is neither clean nor pretty and we will not pretend it is. But we will not feed you fairy tales about some pile of steamy crap the studios dumped out just so they could make a quick buck. We do not curry favor, or seek box quotes, or try to get on everyone’s blogroll or try to get on the news shows. We will not try to be popular at the cost of honesty. We want to be popular BECAUSE of our honesty. We won’t walk out of a movie at the five minute mark and write a nasty review about it. Know this: if we give a movie a bad review here at Screenhead we watched EVERY SINGLE MINUTE of that pile of dreck no matter HOW desperately we wanted to get out. On Screenhead, our yea is yea and our nay is nay.
Believe it.
You may not always agree with us. That’s okay. We have comments sections for that. But whatever we tell you will be as accurate as we can make it. If we tell you a movie is good, then we really thought it was good and that you’d like it too.
We also don’t take your personal information and sell it to anybody. Ever. If we take your personal data, your email address and whatnot, we keep it SAFE. We don’t want you getting spam about Viagra because you wanted to keep up with the movie news. We don’t want someone telling you you won the Nigerian lottery that you didn’t even enter because you wanted to know what we think about a movie.
WE. DON’T. RESELL. PERSONAL. DATA. EVER.
If you want to buy personal data, go somewhere else. Go somewhere where they’ll sell out their audience for a couple extra bucks. That’s not Screenhead.
You Can Count On Screenhead
Okay. This sucker’s gone on for just over six hundred words now. It’s time to sum it all up.
The fact of the matter is, we’re not the only ones who are so in love with movies. You are too. That’s why you’re here. And you are also why we’re here. We want to provide you with information about movies so you can make a good decision. You’ve only got one Friday night a week. One Saturday. One spring break. One summer. You don’t have the kind of time and money to waste on movies you’d rather not see. So we’ll take it on the chin for you. We’ll go watch all the movies we can and tell you exactly what we thought of them. We’ll tell you about new and interesting things coming up. We’ll give you rumors just to give you something to talk about. We’ll give you icebreakers and date makers. We’ll bring you joy, we’ll bring you strife. We’ll bring you the movies that make your life. We’ll give you everything under the sun, and you’ll learn a lot before we’re done.
We’re Screenhead. We’re so in love with movies. And we want you to feel that love too.